pvtleonardchurch:


jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

(via duotoned)

2 hours ago

superdoctorstarkidpotterlock:

DO YOU EVER SEE SOMETHING SO POORLY WRITTEN THAT YOU ACTUALLY REWRITE IT IN YOUR HEAD AS YOU’RE READING ALONG

(via youreterriblemuriel)

2 days ago

Natasha Lyonne and Pablo Schreiber at the 2014 Emmy awards
Natasha Lyonne and Pablo Schreiber at the 2014 Emmy awards

(Source: missdontcare-x, via longdistancewinner)

2 days ago
jakesalterego:

mapsontheweb:

If the Confederate States of America Reunited

It would also be conquered in a fucking heartbeat, and its leaders will be executed for treason.

Hope this helps!

Praise

jakesalterego:

mapsontheweb:

If the Confederate States of America Reunited

It would also be conquered in a fucking heartbeat, and its leaders will be executed for treason.

Hope this helps!

Praise

(Source: reddit.com)

2 days ago

Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow on Jimmy Kimmel [x]

(Source: secondhandroses, via justcallmelyrics)

1 day ago

Get high, watch the battle scene from two towers with the sound off and breath of life from Florence and the machine on. Trust me

2 days ago

homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

(via longdistancewinner)

2 days ago

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

(via punkrocketterhi)

2 days ago

theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

(Source: sfgifs, via jakesalterego)

2 days ago