I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities 

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2 days ago

Sometimes the fact that I’m someone’s boss and I’m in charge of stuff is so beyond me. The fact that I get that stuff done is even more astounding. I eat jelly beans and hot pockets for breakfast, laugh at fart jokes and still refer to grown men as boys. What in the fuck? 

1 day ago

riskpig:

clara-the-slytherin-graduate:

I find it really interesting that the historical men like Vincent Van Gogh, Winston Churchill and Richard Nixon portrayed in Moffat Who are always three dimensional and treated respectfully, while the historical women like Elizabeth the First and Nefertiti, are always love sick idiots drooling over the Doctor.

It almost seems like Moffat cannot take women seriously, even if they ruled nations.

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2 days ago

7bottles:

i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me

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2 days ago

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

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4 days ago
icouldgoforaburrito:

duotoned:

duotoned:

Jen and I scored the jelly belly flavors

Update because we started eating the combos:
Life changing: Tiramisu, Rainbow Sherbet
Good: Lemon Meringue Pie
100% Accurate even though we don’t really like it: Root Beer Float
Bad: Blueberry Muffin, Raspberry Mocha

You’re welcome Tumblr. We did this for you.

icouldgoforaburrito:

duotoned:

duotoned:

Jen and I scored the jelly belly flavors

Update because we started eating the combos:

Life changing: Tiramisu, Rainbow Sherbet

Good: Lemon Meringue Pie

100% Accurate even though we don’t really like it: Root Beer Float

Bad: Blueberry Muffin, Raspberry Mocha

You’re welcome Tumblr. We did this for you.

5 days ago